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Sex poems for him funny

Sex poems for him funny

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Sex poems for him funny



She didn't like it? Joke has What did you say? I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. If your heart is broken nobody feels, but if you fart all will understand. The time came, when I needed more A mamagram was needed Speaking of which, in the machine My boobs were very kneaded "Take a deep breath" I was told, "Excuse me, you surely jest?!? Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. I love one, That is you. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while. How do you do that? So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. But though your hair has turned to grey And your skin no longer fits, On the inside, you're the same old you, And I love you still, to bits. It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Don't over-squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests. Why you white guys always so happy? More jokes about: But chiefly on the Just because The Unjust steals the Just's umbrella. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. When men die, the widows get the life insurance. But now that you are older, You can set your body free; There's the comfort of elastic Where once your waist would be. I'm getting very woozy And the machine has mashed me chest This machine was created by a man, Of this, I have no doubt. I'd like to stick his pair down there, in there, And see how they come out. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I lift my leg up And give you a shower. You now need to wear glasses As the prints are getting smaller; And it wasn't very long ago I know that you were taller. Say whaaat? What happened to you?



































Sex poems for him funny



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When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity. Why you white guys always so happy? If your heart is broken nobody feels, but if you fart all will understand. I'd like to stick his pair down there, in there, And see how they come out. I lift my leg up And give you a shower. What happened to you? How do you do that? She whispered "will it hurt me? But now that you are older, You can set your body free; There's the comfort of elastic Where once your waist would be. My friend has had it five times And said it can be sore. If you have a grief nobody feels, If you have a pain nobody feels. I love one, That is you. You now need to wear glasses As the prints are getting smaller; And it wasn't very long ago I know that you were taller. Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog. And how about those tights you wear They're sized by weight, I see, So that explains why the crotch Is down below the knee You now need to wear glasses As the prints are getting smaller; And it wasn't very long ago I know that you were taller. She didn't like it? But chiefly on the Just because The Unjust steals the Just's umbrella. Don't over-squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests. What did you say? Tim and me, a-huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. Though your hair has turned to grey And your skin no longer fits, On the inside, you're the same old you, And I love you still to bits. Say whaaat? Now that you're more mature, Why not set your body free; Seek the comfort of elastic Where once your waist would be. Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?

Sex poems for him funny



So send me all your money and I will suffer for you. She lay back quite contended Sighed and gave a smile She said "I'm glad I came now You made it worth my while. Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog. Met three whores in a pop-up tent. But though your hair has turned to grey And your skin no longer fits, On the inside, you're the same old you, And I love you still, to bits. Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. Tim and me, a-huntin' went. And how about those tights you wear They're sized by weight, I see, So that explains why the crotch Is down below the knee You now need to wear glasses As the prints are getting smaller; And it wasn't very long ago I know that you were taller. I'd like to stick his pair down there, in there, And see how they come out. And it often causes pain and suffering. Men on camels, two by two Destination -Timbuktu. The time came, when I needed more A mamagram was needed Speaking of which, in the machine My boobs were very kneaded "Take a deep breath" I was told, "Excuse me, you surely jest?!? How do you do that? If your heart is broken nobody feels, but if you fart all will understand. A more true Friend you will never find. But now that you are older, You can set your body free; There's the comfort of elastic Where once your waist would be. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want totake away your pain and suffering You now need to wear glasses As the prints are getting smaller; And it wasn't very long ago I know that you were taller. Why you white guys always so happy? I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To never tell a human that The world is really ruled by cats! Joke has I'm getting very woozy And the machine has mashed me chest This machine was created by a man, Of this, I have no doubt. Though your hair has turned to grey And your skin no longer fits, On the inside, you're the same old you, And I love you still to bits. More jokes about: When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity. Say whaaat? She didn't like it? Don't over-squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests. Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.

Sex poems for him funny



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